I Look Better In The Dark




How to get a girlfriend:

  1. Go up to her and say, “Before I met you, the sun was like a yellow grape, but now it looks like fire in the sky. Why? Because you light a fire inside me.”
  2. Nickname her “Dandelion”
  3. Tell her you’d throw your pie for her, and then proceed to do so, in a violent manner, toward a fellow near said conquest.

and whatever you do, DO NOT piss on the floor of her shared bunk while she sleeps




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Memories of Setsuko

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Imma go to a lake and I won’t even have 3G there so sorry it’s all up to my queue.

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Goodbye by Olivia Anne

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do you ever just wonder if there’s someone who secretly thinks about you and wants to talk to you but doesn’t know how

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How to react when your partner is giving you signs that they aren’t fully consenting - A guide by Ramona

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just woke up 2 find jill slid this under my front door 

i put it in and it is actually “so yesterday” 17 times over. my friends are really good sometimes

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